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| 02:39am 30/04/2003 |
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mood:  creative music: hee hee pure genious
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OK, this goes to shhow that school can be EXTREMELY boring, and with nothing better to do, no good comes lol
today in chemistry me and james thought of movie titles to change into porno titles, which were HILARIOUS, most of them anyway, so we wrote them down, and then i continued without him with other friends through lunch and last block.
thanks to all the people who helped make this list :oP
50 Porno Titles!!!!!! made 5/1/03! muahaahaha naughty fun....
(in no order)
1)Black Cock Down
2)Star Whores: Attack of the Dome
3)Saving Ryan's Privates
4) Men In Cracks
5)Finding Nympho
6) Resident Anal
7)The Mighty Fucks
8) Meet Joe's Sack
9) XXX Men
10) Death to Coochie
11) Charlotte's Head
12)Scream (Louder)
13) Anal Management
14) The Brave Little Douchebag
15) The Mommy
16) Jack's Frost
17) Jack the Stripper
18) Gangbangers of New York
19) The Inspector's Gadget
20) Search for the Holy Tail
21) The Little Assholes
22) Cream Catcher
23) Eat Me- ExtraSexual
24)Feival Goes South
25) Happy Girl Whore
26) Dominatrix- Reloaded
27)Prostitutes of the Carribean
28) Cum Pow
29)Swallow Man
30) Mighty Joe's Cum
31)The Lion's Thing
32)Kindergarten Cock
33) Behind Enemy Blinds
34) Face Jam
35) Alien Erection
36) Hardballs
37) TIT
38) Done in 60 Seconds
39) Coming In America
40) Dazed and Been Used
41) Sleazy in Seattle
42) The Hot Dick
43) Forrest Humps
44) 2 Beauties and the Beast
45)Illegally Bond
46) Riding on Boys in Cars
47)American Booty
48) Wangs World
49) How to Screw A Guy in 10 Ways
50) 40 Lays in 40 Nights
hahahaha :o) best days of school ever lol :oP hope you enjoyed! |
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| 09:27am 13/04/2003 |
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mood:  thankful music: :o) boo work today- gah
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I just want to say thank you to Ryan at http://www.kerkness.ca/ for the awesome background, and hopefully I can keep it up here :oD
um...mad props to you ;o) hee hee
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| 03:12pm 10/04/2003 |
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mood:  sick music: bah still sick...but its all ok!!!
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I know I'm a little late but-
the AAR concert was SOOO much fun! omg me and stacey had a blast! Brianna came with me too, and we had soo much fun
we all went crowd surfing and all came home with minor battle wounds lol
but it was great!
THE BEST PART though was when me and stacey saw the guy from shadrachs that she thought was SO hot (and with that mohawk, i must agree ;o) lol) anyway, we ended up saying hey to him, Brach, and his OH SO CUTE friend eric :oP and then we went over and chilled on patricks roof(their friend) and talked about nothing too important and had a great time...
They are the sweetest guys ever!
stacey i can't wait till this friday and monday! *squeals* ::drools:: muaaahahahahhaa O:o) good times |
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| 11:28pm 06/04/2003 |
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mood:  excited music: comp math is soooo boring...maybe one day i'll pay attention
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Man, sometimes people really make me mad! gah!
anyway moving off of that-
i went to shadrachs (sp?) on friday and had a blast, some great bands were there [The Deal, FSU, Through It All, and Comeback Kid]
it was awesome :oP i saw brian from work, talked to him had fun...
i think me and stacey are gonna go again next friday :oP if it will be as good, i'm pretty excited...
good concerts comin up soon :o) yay!
got a cool necklace this weekend too, w00t w00t!
its the little things in life i swear :oP
I'm sick! booo :o( it's ok tho cus ill get better soon |
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| Soccah Game...go me! |
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| 09:17pm 18/03/2003 |
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mood:  hungry music: hungry AND hyper! wheee!
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I JUST GOT HOME FROM MY SOCCER GAME!!!
we didn't win, but OMG we did SO greaaattt!!!! i was so proud of us!!
i was put as center foward for almost the WHOLE game and me and stacey, muh wifem worked so hard togetehr! we almost scored so many times! i was so excited! gah i cant wait till we play booker t this friday, they're goin down!!!
i did great bahahaha!!!
eeek im so excited! i had a freakin awesome time! im still pumped though, woo!
ok, off to eat im hungry!
*squeals* go phs! |
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| 01:03pm 17/03/2003 |
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mood:  ditzy music: read, pointless entry yet again
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Alrighty then...
nothing interesting today, just sitting in class...
and i think someone just wrote "dildo" on the board...
bahahahhaa i love this school.
listening to good charlotte
*squeals* i cannot WAIT until the concert! bahah!
i need to get my nails done...
KIMMAH! KIMMAAAAHHHH!!!
we need to go soon! like asap! the hot pink is only on .2 centimeters of each nail lol...its quite sad actually *stares blankly at nails*
sigh.
i was thinking that if i was superman a good identity would be "klark kent the dentist" because then you could just use you x-ray vision and look in the back of the guys mouth and be lik e"yup you have a cavity" then he looks at you and say arent you gunna take nd xray jackass? just get the heck out of my office you MORON!! then iwas thinking maybe the whole dentsit thing wouldn't work out.
lol wow...hannah hannah hannah
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| 01:12am 16/03/2003 |
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mood:  crappy music: bah humbug. crappy crap crap life. blah!
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Well
work sucked, found out cory was telling the truth and about 3/4 of the staff truly DOES dislike me.
too bad 4/4 of the staff acts like their cool to my face.
those bastards.
i asked brandon(guy from work) to go to prom with me cus hell look good in pictures lol and i figured why not hell be fun, and he was there to remind to ask off for tomorrow
eh why not
the one person that would mean something to take doesnt talk to me...
and the second person i think i would have liked to take wasnt there tonight lol so brandon, who is photographic and funny, is now muh date lol
ah what fun.
im now going off to go get drunk by myself, cry a littl maybe, wallow in self-pity,you know the normal "gah depressed" things people do :oP heh heh
alrighty then im outie, i might update later with something that MATTERS (if hell freezes over itll matter that is) |
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| 01:22am 12/03/2003 |
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mood:  geeky music: bastard cop came and told my dad btw :oX
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Fill In The Blanks!
I ____ Samantha.
Samantha is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Samantha, I would ____.
I think Samantha should _____.
Samantha needs ______.
I want to ____ Samantha.
Someday Samantha will ____.
Samantha reminds me of ____.
Without Samantha ____.
Memories of Samantha are ____.
Samanth can be ____.
____ is how I describe meeting Samantha.
Worst thing about Samantha is ____.
Best thing about Samantha is ____.
I am ____ with Samantha.
stolen heh heh
Hmmm its likw 1 30 in the morning and i can't sleep
maybe i should work on my french project?
hahahaha
sorry had to make myself laugh...
hmm hmm hmm
im really bored, so this entry will of course be very boring...like most are...
im listening to selena's dreaming of you, gah great song...
ah, as most of you know stacey and i have decided to get married in las vegas. this was planned during soccer practice lol soccer practice is always filled with such interesting conversations and wonderful stories lol i love soccer:o)
our first soccer game, which i think is actually i scrimage, is this thursday :oO *gasp* so soon!! i dont think jack will play me much though, he doesn't like me (although i think i play pretty darn good cus i schooled him three times when we played with him on the opposite team of me...haha!)
im pretty excited still!
because luckily everyone else on the nech will be injured so hell be FORCED to play me lol...
ok maybe hell will just freeze over and he'll play me just because :oP who knows we'll see
i went to the movies yesterday wif brian to see bringing down the house
gah weird movie
it was alright, not something i suggest you run out and see
but me and brian had fun lol luckily we got home with his car that vibrates, with the cd player held in by stuffed animal, the leaky top and smelly heater. (but at least the doors open ;o) heh heh)
alright, nothing else really to say!
luv ya!
*muah!*
X<3xX<3 (x heart x hearts look so much cuter in real life!:oP) |
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| ashleys birfday!! |
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| 01:20am 12/03/2003 |
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mood: ditzy music: happy birthday tooooo yoouuuuuuuuuu
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:oP thought i'd be the first to wish you one! |
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| bah humbug |
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| 09:25pm 11/03/2003 |
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mood:  aggravated music: blah blah blah...:o(
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isnt it sad when you think that someone is horrible and you hate them and then you realize you cant live without them? |
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| 08:46pm 09/03/2003 |
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mood:  drunk music: why not drink by yourself on a sunday night
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well last night was pretty eventful...
to sum it up:
party, bout 60(ish) maybe more people were there, pretty crazy, lots of beer, beer pong, alcohol, weed, fucked up people
it was a blast
the stripper was late, and then as soon as she came she had to run cus the COPS fucking came and crashed the party...it was insane people were jumping fences and dropping beer all over the yard and gah
yeah insane
lol but fun
besides that, um...work sucks everyone thinks im a whore (wtf)
i think i might quit
and the one guy i like refuses to even acknowledge me
let alone talk to me anymore
so
boys suck.
bleh.
cept bob, bobs fucking cool. |
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| Mikes Bday! |
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| 11:34pm 06/03/2003 |
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mood:  amused music: i wonder what were doing in this class...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!!
mikes a cool dude :oP
*waves one row up* hey buddy! lol i seeeee you! |
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| 10:35pm 05/03/2003 |
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mood: ditzy music: wheres my damn fuhby
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Hey everyone!
again!
*gasps echo*
yes yes, i do realize this is the SECOND time ive updated in one day, even though i normally wait weeks.
im just super fuckin bored
and thought of a great idea
i dont know the rule and regulations, or even the point of the competition yet, but since i read bobs journal and im a flirt like him, im going to suggest a fun filled Flirt Off! lol as soon as i think of what in the world its gonna be ill tell you. It could work, really! lol
i told you i was bored.
hmmm...
yeah. if i think of anything interesting
i'll post again cus i ahve absolutely nothing better to do lol
losah!! |
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| 12:26am 05/03/2003 |
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mood: dorky music: :oD hee hee maybe one day ill pay attention...nah
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Hey there everyone :o)
Hmmm nothing too important to say :oP saw mike yesterday at the PH mall *drools* hes so cute hee hee hmm i bought like 10 shirts and a pair of pants and- and too bad no one cares yeah
anyway lol
i have soccer practice today
yeah...
i have work friday at 4
yeah still no one caring
eh
im very very disturbed
and i quote
"Being the supportive wife that she was, she bid him a
fond bon voyage and sent him on his way. Little could she
suspect how much she would miss his company in the long
nights to come? She truly hadn't planned on how lonely
those nights would be without Jesse around to give her a
good fuck. But she had the answer to that problem. Having
been raised on a ranch in Montana she had solved her
lustful needs easily with what was available there.
In this case, she's just had to call on the services of
the Tanner's pet dog, Comet. He was a large Golden
Retriever, with soft thick fur covering him. She had
noticed him the first night Danny introduced her to the
family. At the time, it had only brought back memories of
her life on the ranch and the animals there. It was back
at her family's ranch were she had lost her virginity to
a husky Rottweiler named Grant. She had no thought of
making use of him then."
http://www.asstr.org/%7EKristen/celeb/motherly.txt - not for those of the faint of heart, or stomach
lol totally creepy pop up, youd think it would be censored right? lol
wrong.
so wrong.
*shudders*
THIS
little slogan maker has been my entertainment all class
cute ones :
Silly Rabbit, Sam is for Kids.
Leave the Samantha to us.
I like the Samantha in you.
I'd Like to Buy the World a Sam.
Come See the Softer Side of Sam.
Make It A Samantha Night.
Samantha-Lickin' Good.
Do The Sam.
The Incredible, Edible Sam.
When You've Got Sam, Flaunt It.
la la la
ok if youre still reading this, i do believe i've wasted too much of your time...
the end. |
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| 06:09pm 27/02/2003 |
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mood:  flirty music: WoHoOoOOOO
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Nuffin better to do! gah! i am glad i have time to write here though
ok
IM ALICE IN THE SPRING PLAY ALICE AND WONDERLAND
*squeals*!!!!
how much better CAN it GET!????
hee hee
soccer is starting up again, run run run! i frickin love it! Being in shape is good, soon enough ill be there and be able to run, foreva! lol ok, maybe not forever but damn near close
um...me and abbie are talking again, thats cool
uh...sorry BITCH wont erase from over your name lol...but hey whoe knows maybe in three months ill want it there again? lol lets hope not
friday im going to the movies, we're *hopefully* gonna double date
muahahahaha
*snicker*
we'll see! ::crosses fingers::
alright off to do something lame, perhaps watch cartoons and eat
ah yes
sounds like a plan
PEACE NUG
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| 03:19pm 31/12/2002 |
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mood:  devious music: oops....im a bad rebel
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Well
yesterday night/morning was pretty eventful
about 2 30 in the morning to be precise
before that though
I went over to my friend jakes house to watch a movie, after that we went outside and played paintball for a little while
pretty fun
so we decided we should hang out later since we all had to go home, jake and kyle to sleep at his house and jordan(jakes lil bro) and willie(his friend) to willies house. Everyone thought it would be a bright idea to just sneak out since they do that a lot and come over to my house for a little while, which wouldnt have been a big deal since my dad doesnt care.
so they come over about two
and we go outside and play with spray insallation foam
and then it exploded
everywhere
all over the street
all over us
all over cars...
so-
someone calls the police
at three in the morning
and they come to my house
and theres a big blob of it on my door
and they take a picture
and willie takes the blame for everything
and then parents are called
whoa the trouble
oh, before the parents were called handcuffs and mugshots were involved
and then the parents came over
of course, jakes mom thinks im a whore
i mean
she said why else would yu come over at three
and if i end up pregnant
yeah too bad im a virgin
and she kept going on about our big orgy
noooo
we were just going to steal signs damnit
so then my dad comes home at 5 to 3 parents cars and three cop cars
and hes just like
wth is going on here
and it wsas horrible
just
horrible
and poor willie took the blame to the police, but the parents knew better, so everyone got in trouble and poor willie
did i mention he is my work supervisors little brother?
yup.
lol
so
jakes never allowed to hang out with kyle
or speak to me ever again (guess ring dance is out too...)
and none of them can hang out with anyone who was there sooo
that was my eventful christmas break.....
cops, mug shots,breaking curfew, and insallation foam.
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| 01:31pm 24/12/2002 |
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mood: amused music: wheee! almost christmas!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVIE!!! kissies and hugs! have a great one babe |
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| 02:22pm 22/12/2002 |
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mood:  depressed music: i hope i hope
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bah humbug.
everyone hates me.
im confused.
dont know what to do about ANYTHING
i just want to go back in time
never say anything mean
or do anything to make people hate me
sigh
life sucks then you die
not neccessarily so close after eachother or else i will be passing out dead shortly.
one can only hope though!
i hate me too everyone, so dont worry.
its a good thing i have this dancing hamster to keep me slightly smiling, or else...who knows |
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| 11:46pm 11/12/2002 |
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mood: horny music: lol not really i just love this little cartoon hahaha...
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LMAO IF YOU TAKE ONE QUIZ THIS ENTIRE YEAR THIS ONE HAS TO BE IT!! lmao its great lol
Well, today was just a normaly. Julie had a birthday get together and that was pretty fun, but my favorite part was the cake, A jamacan man wrote it and it said
Happy Bithday Yulie!
No, bithday is not a typo lol
no, neither is yulie hahaha
it was great :oP
Got good grades again on my progress reports *blushes*
IM SO EXCITED ABOUT RING DANCE!!
eeee now i just have to work up the nerve to ask my fourth grade crush lol
some of yall know who im talking about
*drools*
man...people can become so much hotter when you met them again 7 years later! lol
hee hee off to bed to get my beauty sleep!
kissies and hugs!
*Muahz*! |
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| 08:34pm 10/12/2002 |
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mood:  anxious music: hee hee! Im back! *does a dance*
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Find your inner Smurf!
I am so unbelievably shocked i remembered my password! lol
yes yes, hell HAS frozen over,
and this IS an update you see.
well, a lot has happened in the past year or so... heh heh
i have a job now at amc
*ooo, ahhh*
i...still dont have a boyfriend
christmas is coming up (durr)
and...im doing good in school.
man. This must be the most interesting entry youve seen! lol ok ill stop lying now.
i kinda missed this thing so i thought id start writing in it again :o) yay :op
ill update laterz, gots to go decorate the tree! |
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